1 00:00:01,126 --> 00:00:03,127 [cheerful music playing] 2 00:00:03,128 --> 00:00:05,296 [Trent] Thank you for coming. How have you been? 3 00:00:05,297 --> 00:00:07,340 [Sharon] Good. Happy to be here. 4 00:00:07,341 --> 00:00:09,801 - [Trent] Lovely. Ready to roll? - [Sharon] Yes. 5 00:00:10,302 --> 00:00:13,346 You're listening to Through the Laces with Trent Crimm 6 00:00:13,347 --> 00:00:17,808 presented by our friends at Grady Locks: Hair care for the silver fox. 7 00:00:17,809 --> 00:00:21,062 Use code "Trenty-twenty" to get 20% off your first order. 8 00:00:21,063 --> 00:00:24,398 Yes, yes, yes. I'm here with Dr. Sharon Fieldstone, 9 00:00:24,399 --> 00:00:27,610 professor of sports psychology at Loughborough University. 10 00:00:27,611 --> 00:00:29,695 And she's here to talk about her new book, 11 00:00:29,696 --> 00:00:33,658 Unlocking the I in Team: The Psychology Behind Team Building. 12 00:00:33,659 --> 00:00:35,701 - Dr. Fieldstone. - Mr. Crimm. 13 00:00:35,702 --> 00:00:37,746 [chuckles] Sharon, it's good to have you here. 14 00:00:38,705 --> 00:00:42,291 I'd like to start with a phrase that you return to several times in your book, 15 00:00:42,292 --> 00:00:44,294 "Lose the dressing room, lose the team." 16 00:00:44,962 --> 00:00:48,005 I actually invoke that same phrase in my book, The Richmond Way, 17 00:00:48,006 --> 00:00:49,508 out now in paperback. 18 00:00:50,217 --> 00:00:52,260 - I haven't read your book. - Okay. 19 00:00:52,261 --> 00:00:54,428 - I'll send you home with a signed copy. - [chuckles] 20 00:00:54,429 --> 00:00:57,723 Anyway, "Lose the dressing room, lose the team." 21 00:00:57,724 --> 00:00:59,350 Could you expand on that for us, please? 22 00:00:59,351 --> 00:01:02,979 Successful teams are happy teams, and happy teams have coaches 23 00:01:02,980 --> 00:01:06,816 that establish a culture of communication and trust. 24 00:01:06,817 --> 00:01:07,942 [indistinct chatter] 25 00:01:07,943 --> 00:01:10,361 [Sharon] The majority of that work happens in the dressing room. 26 00:01:10,362 --> 00:01:13,114 - [chatter continues] - What do you think's going on in there? 27 00:01:13,115 --> 00:01:15,032 They're probably showering and getting dressed. 28 00:01:15,033 --> 00:01:16,868 Uh-huh. Yeah. No, that's true. 29 00:01:16,869 --> 00:01:18,536 I gotta say, Coach, 30 00:01:18,537 --> 00:01:20,454 I don't like not being able to walk into a ladies' locker room 31 00:01:20,455 --> 00:01:21,581 whenever I feel like it. 32 00:01:21,582 --> 00:01:23,499 And that's something you should never say out loud again. 33 00:01:23,500 --> 00:01:25,084 Yeah, I felt that the second after 34 00:01:25,085 --> 00:01:26,961 I heard the word "ladies" come spitting out my mouth. 35 00:01:26,962 --> 00:01:28,462 Yikes. That sounded worse than the last one. 36 00:01:28,463 --> 00:01:29,922 - Yeah, man. - I just mean, 37 00:01:29,923 --> 00:01:31,716 I used to be able to walk into any part of this building. 38 00:01:31,717 --> 00:01:34,343 And I don't love being made to feel like I'm now violating the lady parts. 39 00:01:34,344 --> 00:01:36,429 What the heck is going on with me? 40 00:01:36,430 --> 00:01:37,889 - You okay, Coach? - I don't know. 41 00:01:37,890 --> 00:01:39,432 - [door opens] - Oh, thank God. 42 00:01:39,433 --> 00:01:43,311 Sorry, uh, Boots wanted to shower right away to wash the blood off her hands, 43 00:01:43,312 --> 00:01:45,272 and then she took forever to air dry. 44 00:01:45,856 --> 00:01:46,857 Hmm. 45 00:01:51,403 --> 00:01:53,988 Hey, hey, hey, congrats on the win, y'all! 46 00:01:53,989 --> 00:01:55,865 [all cheering] 47 00:01:55,866 --> 00:01:59,869 All right. Now this means that we are still undefeated after four matches. 48 00:01:59,870 --> 00:02:02,663 - With only two wins. - And two draws against lesser teams. 49 00:02:02,664 --> 00:02:04,040 Yeah, but undefeated is undefeated. 50 00:02:04,041 --> 00:02:06,125 But I appreciate that aspect of y'all's personality. 51 00:02:06,126 --> 00:02:07,919 But, um... uh, great defense today. 52 00:02:07,920 --> 00:02:10,213 Let's give it up for Lizzie and the twins helping Boots 53 00:02:10,214 --> 00:02:13,217 - get her first clean sheet of the season. - [cheering] 54 00:02:15,636 --> 00:02:17,136 [cheering stops] 55 00:02:17,137 --> 00:02:18,971 And, uh, hey, what about Gemma 56 00:02:18,972 --> 00:02:21,808 - and that killer header for the win, huh? - [whooping] 57 00:02:24,061 --> 00:02:27,271 Go, Gemma. Go, Gemma. Go, Gemma. 58 00:02:27,272 --> 00:02:29,941 Sorry, I'm a little hard of hearing ever since I went to the Eras Tour 59 00:02:29,942 --> 00:02:32,026 and sat next to a group of overzealous girl dads. 60 00:02:32,027 --> 00:02:34,029 - Come on. Give it up for Gemma. - [cheering] 61 00:02:34,988 --> 00:02:36,906 Yeah, let's make their heads even bigger. 62 00:02:36,907 --> 00:02:39,617 And how about our, uh, midfielders 63 00:02:39,618 --> 00:02:41,536 giving their all out there, yeah. 64 00:02:41,537 --> 00:02:43,038 [scattered cheering] 65 00:02:45,832 --> 00:02:48,751 Uh, okay, hey, thank you all for your effort. 66 00:02:48,752 --> 00:02:52,046 And we'll see each and every one of you on Monday fun day. 67 00:02:52,047 --> 00:02:53,549 - Great. - [cheering] 68 00:02:56,468 --> 00:02:58,594 [Ted groans] 69 00:02:58,595 --> 00:03:00,055 - Mm-mmm. Mm-mmm. - [door closes] 70 00:03:00,806 --> 00:03:03,266 - [chair creaks] - Why does it keep doing that? 71 00:03:03,267 --> 00:03:05,059 Okay. Look, I don't know what's going on in there, 72 00:03:05,060 --> 00:03:06,602 - but it's a problem. - It's a big problem. 73 00:03:06,603 --> 00:03:08,312 - It's cliques. - Hmm? 74 00:03:08,313 --> 00:03:11,107 - You never had cliques in the men's team? - Not really. 75 00:03:11,108 --> 00:03:13,693 - No, we-we had factions. - You know, posses, maybe. 76 00:03:13,694 --> 00:03:15,278 Yeah, that's the same thing. Those are cliques. 77 00:03:15,279 --> 00:03:17,071 - Oh, okay. All right. - Hmm. Huh. 78 00:03:17,072 --> 00:03:19,115 How do you think these cliques are divided though? 79 00:03:19,116 --> 00:03:21,617 Well, it looks to me like it's currently by attackers, defenders, 80 00:03:21,618 --> 00:03:23,703 and midfielders, but that can change out of nowhere. 81 00:03:23,704 --> 00:03:26,622 Makes sense. Attackers think defenders are cautious and lack creativity. 82 00:03:26,623 --> 00:03:29,625 And defenders think attackers are opportunistic and lack discipline. 83 00:03:29,626 --> 00:03:32,044 Meanwhile midfielders are the people-pleasers caught in the middle. 84 00:03:32,045 --> 00:03:33,588 - Exactly. - Okay, wait, slow down. 85 00:03:33,589 --> 00:03:34,964 Just explain that to me again, please. 86 00:03:34,965 --> 00:03:37,300 Let me break it down in one of your little stories you love so much. 87 00:03:37,301 --> 00:03:39,218 - Oh. - So the three cliques 88 00:03:39,219 --> 00:03:41,804 are like the three main characters in Harry Potter. 89 00:03:41,805 --> 00:03:44,015 - Ouch. - Oof. Coach already knows this, 90 00:03:44,016 --> 00:03:46,058 but Harry Potter is one of my blind spots. 91 00:03:46,059 --> 00:03:47,226 Mate, you don't know Harry Potter? 92 00:03:47,227 --> 00:03:49,562 My little boy got into Percy Jackson, and we never looked back. 93 00:03:49,563 --> 00:03:52,899 It's okay. I'll translate. Carry on with your wizarding jag. 94 00:03:52,900 --> 00:03:56,360 So the attackers are like the character Harry Potter. 95 00:03:56,361 --> 00:03:57,737 Who's like Ferris Bueller. 96 00:03:57,738 --> 00:04:00,740 'Cause they create exciting moments, but can be a little selfish at times? 97 00:04:00,741 --> 00:04:02,825 - Boom. - Your defenders are like Ron Weasley. 98 00:04:02,826 --> 00:04:04,285 - Hmm. - Who's a total Cameron Frye. 99 00:04:04,286 --> 00:04:07,663 'Cause they're protective and loyal, but they also skew anxious and risk-avoidant. 100 00:04:07,664 --> 00:04:09,790 And then the midfielders are like Hermione Granger. 101 00:04:09,791 --> 00:04:11,042 The great Sloane Peterson. 102 00:04:11,043 --> 00:04:13,961 'Cause they are logical and seek balance and despite their quiet leadership 103 00:04:13,962 --> 00:04:15,755 can feel underserved by the narrative at times. 104 00:04:15,756 --> 00:04:17,672 Okay, got it. Wonderful. 105 00:04:17,673 --> 00:04:19,258 Oh, hey, just out of curiosity, 106 00:04:19,259 --> 00:04:21,386 amongst the three of us who do y'all think is the attacker? 107 00:04:23,013 --> 00:04:24,890 Mm-hmm. And who's the defender? 108 00:04:27,809 --> 00:04:29,186 And who's a midfielder? 109 00:04:29,811 --> 00:04:32,688 Interesting. Okay. All right. So this is good. 110 00:04:32,689 --> 00:04:34,357 We don't have a problem. We just got cliques. 111 00:04:34,358 --> 00:04:36,485 - Yes, but... - Cliques are a huge problem. 112 00:04:37,277 --> 00:04:38,612 Hmm. 113 00:04:40,572 --> 00:04:42,824 [theme music plays] 114 00:05:02,636 --> 00:05:04,471 [chattering] 115 00:05:07,266 --> 00:05:08,683 I'm so glad we're here. 116 00:05:08,684 --> 00:05:11,435 - Hmm. - It's really quite inspiring, isn't it? 117 00:05:11,436 --> 00:05:13,896 - Yes, a mere £2,000 a head... - Yeah. 118 00:05:13,897 --> 00:05:15,273 ...to have lunch with the same people 119 00:05:15,274 --> 00:05:17,400 you'd never voluntarily choose to spend time with. 120 00:05:17,401 --> 00:05:18,985 - Good afternoon. - [scoffs] 121 00:05:18,986 --> 00:05:24,156 It is my sincere pleasure to introduce our keynote speaker. 122 00:05:24,157 --> 00:05:27,159 She is managing partner at Scorpio Sports, 123 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:30,454 which is one of the first major funds to invest exclusively 124 00:05:30,455 --> 00:05:32,164 in women's professional athletics. 125 00:05:32,165 --> 00:05:34,959 She is also my dear friend. 126 00:05:34,960 --> 00:05:37,337 Ladies and gentlemen, Zelda Southport. 127 00:05:43,969 --> 00:05:47,346 Thank you. Thank you very much, Hugo. Thank you. 128 00:05:47,347 --> 00:05:51,184 You know, it's a shame that the repercussions of the patriarchy 129 00:05:51,185 --> 00:05:52,978 stopped men from wearing bronzer. 130 00:05:53,604 --> 00:05:56,230 Wow. You all look like ghosts in this light. 131 00:05:56,231 --> 00:05:57,733 [laughter] 132 00:05:58,650 --> 00:05:59,860 [shrieks] 133 00:06:00,527 --> 00:06:02,571 Not you, Hugo. You just look dead. 134 00:06:05,199 --> 00:06:09,328 Ah, hello, you very important people. 135 00:06:09,995 --> 00:06:14,457 Your money keeps women's football in England afloat. Bravo. 136 00:06:14,458 --> 00:06:16,083 [cheering] 137 00:06:16,084 --> 00:06:18,295 Bravo. Bravo. But... 138 00:06:19,588 --> 00:06:25,134 I wonder what would happen if you actually cared about women's football, 139 00:06:25,135 --> 00:06:29,889 beyond the great press and the occasional reputation-laundering, you know? 140 00:06:29,890 --> 00:06:34,227 Uh, oh, Hugo, Hugo, by the way, how's the corruption case going? 141 00:06:34,228 --> 00:06:35,811 - [guest murmuring] - Huh? 142 00:06:35,812 --> 00:06:39,482 Yeah, I hope that those prats at Interpol 143 00:06:39,483 --> 00:06:42,151 come down from their high horses, don't you? 144 00:06:42,152 --> 00:06:43,361 [guests murmuring] 145 00:06:43,362 --> 00:06:45,029 [Keeley giggles] 146 00:06:45,030 --> 00:06:48,032 But back to you pale, chinless wonders. 147 00:06:48,033 --> 00:06:53,829 I-I'm just wondering what it would be like if you actually went to the women's games? 148 00:06:53,830 --> 00:06:55,957 - [Keeley] Mm-hmm. - If you knew their names, 149 00:06:55,958 --> 00:06:59,293 and yeah, not just the cute little blonde ones, 150 00:06:59,294 --> 00:07:06,217 but if you put your fucking hearts where your fake allyship currently is. 151 00:07:06,218 --> 00:07:07,760 [attendee scoffs] 152 00:07:07,761 --> 00:07:11,180 Well, if you're interested in what I have to say, I will be at the bar. 153 00:07:11,181 --> 00:07:15,476 But if you're not interested, then could you just order your drinks at the table, 154 00:07:15,477 --> 00:07:17,855 because I just hate waiting in lines. 155 00:07:19,439 --> 00:07:21,233 See ya. 156 00:07:22,734 --> 00:07:24,903 - Whoo! Yes! - Ooh. 157 00:07:28,198 --> 00:07:30,033 We'll break early for lunch. 158 00:07:31,702 --> 00:07:33,703 - Come on. - Whoa, whoa, whoa. What are you doing? 159 00:07:33,704 --> 00:07:35,872 We have to talk to her. The whole point in us being here 160 00:07:35,873 --> 00:07:37,999 is to talk to people who have done what we're trying to do. 161 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:41,836 Right. I've spent far too much time with rich, angry women. 162 00:07:41,837 --> 00:07:44,088 - I mean, I used to be one. - Rebecca, please. 163 00:07:44,089 --> 00:07:47,758 - [sighs] - Please, please, please, please. 164 00:07:47,759 --> 00:07:48,927 - Fine. Yeah. Okay. - Come on. 165 00:07:49,511 --> 00:07:51,263 [clears throat] Excuse us. 166 00:07:51,889 --> 00:07:53,723 - Now. Ooh. - Yes. 167 00:07:53,724 --> 00:07:57,476 Ms. Southport, hi. Um, this is Rebecca Welton. 168 00:07:57,477 --> 00:08:00,062 - She owns AFC Richmond Women's. - Hello. 169 00:08:00,063 --> 00:08:02,190 And I'm Keeley Jones, CMO. 170 00:08:02,191 --> 00:08:03,941 We really loved your speech. 171 00:08:03,942 --> 00:08:05,652 - [chuckles] Oh, thank you. - [Rebecca] Yeah. 172 00:08:06,278 --> 00:08:09,698 Yeah, I remember reading about your divorce and thinking, 173 00:08:10,282 --> 00:08:13,910 "That woman's ex is nearly as fucked-up as mine." 174 00:08:13,911 --> 00:08:15,745 - [chuckles] Well... - Mm-hmm. 175 00:08:15,746 --> 00:08:18,247 ...we don't need to be defined by our exes. 176 00:08:18,248 --> 00:08:22,251 I don't mind being defined by mine, 'cause I invented the banana clip. 177 00:08:22,252 --> 00:08:23,419 [gasps] 178 00:08:23,420 --> 00:08:27,298 And my back-then much more business-savvy ex, 179 00:08:27,299 --> 00:08:30,676 he patented it in his own name, 180 00:08:30,677 --> 00:08:31,887 divorces me, 181 00:08:32,554 --> 00:08:34,055 and then he made millions. 182 00:08:34,056 --> 00:08:37,642 And that really pissed me off, so I invented the claw clip. 183 00:08:37,643 --> 00:08:39,310 - [gasps] Oh. - Yeah. Have you got a claw? 184 00:08:39,311 --> 00:08:40,686 - I do. Right here. - She's got a claw. 185 00:08:40,687 --> 00:08:42,687 - [Keeley] Yeah. - Everyone's got a claw. 186 00:08:42,688 --> 00:08:44,857 And now nobody gives a shit about the banana clip, do they? 187 00:08:44,858 --> 00:08:46,609 - [Keeley] No. - Nope. 188 00:08:46,610 --> 00:08:50,280 So never underestimate the power of anger as fuel. 189 00:08:51,448 --> 00:08:53,449 - Right? - Ooh. 190 00:08:53,450 --> 00:08:55,326 [sighs] Hmm. 191 00:08:55,327 --> 00:08:56,911 So I assume you want my advice 192 00:08:56,912 --> 00:08:59,664 - about your women's football team, yeah? - Yeah. 193 00:08:59,665 --> 00:09:01,541 Let me know if you want to set up a meeting. 194 00:09:01,542 --> 00:09:03,501 Absolutely. What are you doing right after this? 195 00:09:03,502 --> 00:09:05,795 Easy, tiger. Uh, I'll have my office call you. 196 00:09:05,796 --> 00:09:08,589 - Yeah. - All right, that sounds good. 197 00:09:08,590 --> 00:09:10,216 Okay. 198 00:09:10,217 --> 00:09:12,927 Hugo, you really do look terrible. 199 00:09:12,928 --> 00:09:14,805 - Do you think she'd sign my clip? - Possibly. 200 00:09:15,639 --> 00:09:17,473 Now, when I think of cliques, 201 00:09:17,474 --> 00:09:20,893 I think of teenage girls and not professional athletes. 202 00:09:20,894 --> 00:09:24,730 Well, in my experience, professional athletes and teenage girls 203 00:09:24,731 --> 00:09:26,899 can act, at times, quite similar, 204 00:09:26,900 --> 00:09:30,778 but cliques are just a way to find a community in a stressful environment. 205 00:09:30,779 --> 00:09:31,988 [Ted] Would you look at that. 206 00:09:31,989 --> 00:09:34,282 They're all playing together pretty well, if you ask me. 207 00:09:34,283 --> 00:09:35,701 - Mm-hmm. - Hmm. 208 00:09:36,326 --> 00:09:37,410 [blows whistle] 209 00:09:37,411 --> 00:09:39,537 All right, y'all, five-minute water break. Let's go. 210 00:09:39,538 --> 00:09:41,414 [chattering] 211 00:09:41,415 --> 00:09:44,960 See, sometimes you got to let these things heal themselves on their own. 212 00:09:46,420 --> 00:09:47,503 To quote Rachel Carson, 213 00:09:47,504 --> 00:09:50,506 "There is something infinitely healing in the repeated refrains of nature." 214 00:09:50,507 --> 00:09:52,967 Exactly. Nature should be healing itself. 215 00:09:52,968 --> 00:09:55,428 Like, when a worm loses its tail it'll just grow another one. 216 00:09:55,429 --> 00:09:56,554 - That's right. - Mm-hmm. 217 00:09:56,555 --> 00:09:59,265 - But isn't a worm all tail? - Ooh, that's a good question. 218 00:09:59,266 --> 00:10:01,059 Yeah, footballers are not worms. 219 00:10:08,358 --> 00:10:09,901 [sighs] 220 00:10:09,902 --> 00:10:12,320 And we met this badass woman, Zelda Southport. 221 00:10:12,321 --> 00:10:14,488 She bankrolls all these women's teams across the world. 222 00:10:14,489 --> 00:10:16,115 She has two football teams in Europe, 223 00:10:16,116 --> 00:10:19,995 a WNBA, a professional ice hockey team, rugby. 224 00:10:20,704 --> 00:10:25,082 And she is financing the West End run of all-female Glengarry Glen Ross. 225 00:10:25,083 --> 00:10:27,251 She does have to arm-wrestle David Mamet for the rights, 226 00:10:27,252 --> 00:10:28,962 but I have all confidence that she... 227 00:10:29,922 --> 00:10:31,131 What? 228 00:10:31,882 --> 00:10:33,675 Nothing. It's just... 229 00:10:34,927 --> 00:10:36,678 I fucking love when you're excited. 230 00:10:38,180 --> 00:10:39,848 Yeah, I am excited. 231 00:10:40,766 --> 00:10:42,226 Has it been long enough yet? 232 00:10:44,686 --> 00:10:46,230 Am I allowed to ask? 233 00:10:46,980 --> 00:10:50,525 Keeley, I heard you met the Zelda Southport. 234 00:10:50,526 --> 00:10:54,445 Did you know she had a post-punk band in the early '80s called Seizure? 235 00:10:54,446 --> 00:10:57,908 Bit of a Slits derivative, but they had some really catchy tunes. 236 00:10:58,492 --> 00:11:02,870 You know that Deliveroo ad with the wiener dog on the back of the motorbike? 237 00:11:02,871 --> 00:11:06,332 ♪ I'm coming to you quickly, so quickly Woof, woof ♪ 238 00:11:06,333 --> 00:11:07,668 That's a Seizure song. 239 00:11:18,262 --> 00:11:20,972 - Sorry, did I interrupt something? - Roy wants us to try again. 240 00:11:20,973 --> 00:11:22,599 Try what? 241 00:11:23,892 --> 00:11:26,269 Oh, oh! I'm going. 242 00:11:26,270 --> 00:11:27,854 No, no, stay. 243 00:11:27,855 --> 00:11:30,606 - I don't think you're ready. - What the fuck do you mean I'm not ready? 244 00:11:30,607 --> 00:11:32,817 I mean, how many women have you dated in the past three years? 245 00:11:32,818 --> 00:11:34,235 None. 246 00:11:34,236 --> 00:11:35,736 You haven't slept with anyone in three years? 247 00:11:35,737 --> 00:11:38,406 Oh, I've slept with loads of people. I thought you said "dated." 248 00:11:38,407 --> 00:11:40,825 - I don't mind stepping away. - No, it's all right. 249 00:11:40,826 --> 00:11:43,578 - Why haven't you dated any other women? - 'Cause I want you. 250 00:11:43,579 --> 00:11:45,455 Yeah, for now. 251 00:11:46,290 --> 00:11:48,833 - What's that supposed to mean? - You've slept with all these women, 252 00:11:48,834 --> 00:11:50,710 but you haven't actually committed to getting to know them. 253 00:11:50,711 --> 00:11:53,254 Really see who they are or let them see who you are. 254 00:11:53,255 --> 00:11:55,882 No, instead you've put me on this fucking pedestal. 255 00:11:55,883 --> 00:11:58,509 And it is high up here, man, and my heart is afraid of heights. 256 00:11:58,510 --> 00:12:01,053 - I'm gonna leave you two alone. - No, you're not going anywhere. 257 00:12:01,054 --> 00:12:04,432 Okay, so what, you want me to go on a bunch of proper dates 258 00:12:04,433 --> 00:12:07,644 - with women who aren't you? - I want you to be sure. 259 00:12:08,437 --> 00:12:11,355 - Okay, great. How many dates? - The number is not the point, Roy. 260 00:12:11,356 --> 00:12:13,107 - Five dates? - Five could work. It could be more. 261 00:12:13,108 --> 00:12:14,734 - Twenty dates? - Ooh, that's too many dates. 262 00:12:14,735 --> 00:12:16,152 - Ten dates then. - Ten is a good number. 263 00:12:16,153 --> 00:12:17,236 Okay, great. Ten it is. 264 00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:18,905 - Higgins, you can keep track. - I don't want to do that. 265 00:12:18,906 --> 00:12:20,698 - It's okay. - No, we don't mind. 266 00:12:20,699 --> 00:12:22,742 You go and have fun on all those dates, yeah? 267 00:12:22,743 --> 00:12:24,118 I will. 268 00:12:24,119 --> 00:12:26,872 And you be careful up there on your pedestal. 269 00:12:27,706 --> 00:12:28,874 Promise. 270 00:12:31,919 --> 00:12:33,629 I should call my wife. 271 00:12:35,881 --> 00:12:37,673 So in The Richmond Way, 272 00:12:37,674 --> 00:12:39,675 which you've not read, which is fine, 273 00:12:39,676 --> 00:12:41,802 although I do hear it is a quick read, 274 00:12:41,803 --> 00:12:45,848 I talk about the unexpected team building that comes out of team movie nights. 275 00:12:45,849 --> 00:12:48,184 Yes, but movie nights aren't really social, are they? 276 00:12:48,185 --> 00:12:50,937 You sit next to your teammate, you don't speak. 277 00:12:50,938 --> 00:12:53,314 If someone speaks, somebody shushes you. 278 00:12:53,315 --> 00:12:57,027 One of the many reasons why I prefer to watch movies on my phone. 279 00:12:57,819 --> 00:13:01,280 With cliques, the idea is to create a space 280 00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:03,909 where the different factions can interact. 281 00:13:05,953 --> 00:13:07,036 - Hey, Coach. - Hmm? 282 00:13:07,037 --> 00:13:09,622 Don't forget, this is the week we find out who we're playing in the FA Cup. 283 00:13:09,623 --> 00:13:12,250 Yeah, okay, but first we got to break up these cliques, huh? 284 00:13:12,251 --> 00:13:13,501 What do they do in the movies? 285 00:13:13,502 --> 00:13:16,003 In Mean Girls, Regina George gets hit by a bus. 286 00:13:16,004 --> 00:13:18,047 Double-decker would kill someone. That's a pass. 287 00:13:18,048 --> 00:13:20,466 In Heathers, Veronica murders all the Heathers. 288 00:13:20,467 --> 00:13:22,844 Also a pass. What happens in Lost Boys? 289 00:13:22,845 --> 00:13:26,264 In Lost Boys, the vampire clique gets broken up by stakes to the heart. 290 00:13:26,265 --> 00:13:27,682 Yeah. I'll tell you what though, 291 00:13:27,683 --> 00:13:30,268 it's the lack of adult supervision in that movie that's the real antagonist. 292 00:13:30,269 --> 00:13:33,437 - Amen. - We ain't got a Mean Girl or a Heather 293 00:13:33,438 --> 00:13:36,399 or a dreamboat of a vampire with a dangling earring 294 00:13:36,400 --> 00:13:38,150 - on our team. - Love a dangler. 295 00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:40,444 I've been suffering with so much FOBOLR these days... 296 00:13:40,445 --> 00:13:42,154 "Fear of being outside the locker room." Nice. 297 00:13:42,155 --> 00:13:45,199 ...that I forgot the two quickest ways to bring a group of people together: 298 00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:47,159 a common enemy, or a common goal. 299 00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:48,829 Or better yet, one of each. 300 00:13:50,038 --> 00:13:52,832 It's happening. I'm relaunching the pub quiz. 301 00:13:52,833 --> 00:13:55,668 Relaunching? Why did you shut it down the first time? 302 00:13:55,669 --> 00:13:58,296 Turns out all the answer sheets I downloaded were wrong. 303 00:13:58,297 --> 00:14:00,173 - Every single question. - Hmm. 304 00:14:00,174 --> 00:14:02,091 Got into a bit of legal hot water. 305 00:14:02,092 --> 00:14:06,053 But now the NDA has expired, we're back. 306 00:14:06,054 --> 00:14:07,847 My time to shine, baby. 307 00:14:07,848 --> 00:14:10,683 Mae, this fella right here, he's a pub quiz whiz. 308 00:14:10,684 --> 00:14:12,435 Best in the biz. No bullshiz. 309 00:14:12,436 --> 00:14:14,353 He's won trivia nights all around the world. 310 00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:15,981 Whoa. All around the world? 311 00:14:17,065 --> 00:14:19,775 - How many continents is that, Mae? - Oh. Still 29, is it? 312 00:14:19,776 --> 00:14:21,111 [all laughing] 313 00:14:22,487 --> 00:14:25,239 You three are banned from quiz nights until further notice. 314 00:14:25,240 --> 00:14:27,116 - Oh, dang it. - Oh. [groans] 315 00:14:27,117 --> 00:14:30,369 Now I can only go to one of the other thousand quiz nights in this town. 316 00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:32,998 - [chuckling] - What are you smiling about, Coach? 317 00:14:33,749 --> 00:14:35,541 It's gonna be a bloodbath. 318 00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:37,753 ["Be Happy" playing] 319 00:14:38,837 --> 00:14:42,049 - Thank you for a nice night. - Fancy a nightcap back at mine? 320 00:14:43,342 --> 00:14:46,845 Um, I've got training in the morning, so... 321 00:14:47,346 --> 00:14:48,804 Welcome to Bones and Honey. 322 00:14:48,805 --> 00:14:50,641 London's oldest members' club. 323 00:14:54,228 --> 00:14:55,896 Are you not leaving? 324 00:14:56,897 --> 00:14:57,898 No. 325 00:14:58,815 --> 00:14:59,983 Well, then... 326 00:15:01,652 --> 00:15:03,779 - Good night. - Good night then. 327 00:15:09,451 --> 00:15:11,453 [music continues] 328 00:15:22,548 --> 00:15:24,800 - [sighs] - Roy? 329 00:15:25,467 --> 00:15:29,011 - Oh, Greta? Nice to meet you. - Wow. 330 00:15:29,012 --> 00:15:32,473 - How are you doing? - Wow. It's really you. 331 00:15:32,474 --> 00:15:35,393 - [chuckles] - Yeah, have a seat. 332 00:15:35,394 --> 00:15:37,103 I hope you weren't waiting too long. 333 00:15:37,104 --> 00:15:38,397 No, not at all. 334 00:15:40,732 --> 00:15:42,067 Back so soon. 335 00:15:43,861 --> 00:15:45,111 What can I get you? 336 00:15:45,112 --> 00:15:46,821 Uh, G and T would be lovely. 337 00:15:46,822 --> 00:15:50,074 - Great. - And let me guess, espresso martini? 338 00:15:50,075 --> 00:15:51,450 Yes, please. 339 00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:55,037 I'll add that to your tab, which you didn't close. 340 00:15:55,038 --> 00:15:56,665 Thank you. 341 00:15:58,000 --> 00:15:59,251 - Naughty. - [chuckles] 342 00:16:04,965 --> 00:16:08,050 - Are you looking for someone? - Oh, yeah. 343 00:16:08,051 --> 00:16:10,888 - I'm meeting Roy Kent. - Hmm. [chuckles] 344 00:16:11,722 --> 00:16:14,016 - Hold one second. - Okay. 345 00:16:16,059 --> 00:16:17,476 Hi. Sorry to interrupt, 346 00:16:17,477 --> 00:16:19,855 but you have someone waiting for you at the end of the bar. 347 00:16:25,277 --> 00:16:26,612 Oh. 348 00:16:28,739 --> 00:16:33,327 I'm sorry. That's a, uh, friend of mine who's bad at time. 349 00:16:35,037 --> 00:16:39,583 As in she's early for a drink, because you're dating us both on the same night? 350 00:16:40,709 --> 00:16:42,920 - Yes. - [clicks tongue] Great. 351 00:16:44,588 --> 00:16:46,798 - I'm gonna go now. Mmm. - Understood. 352 00:16:48,884 --> 00:16:50,177 [Greta scoffs] 353 00:17:06,401 --> 00:17:07,777 [exhales heavily] 354 00:17:07,778 --> 00:17:10,030 Wow. Three dates in one night. 355 00:17:10,614 --> 00:17:12,741 Not the record, but pretty good. 356 00:17:13,242 --> 00:17:16,452 Hang on. Are you saying those last two count as full dates? 357 00:17:16,453 --> 00:17:17,703 You bought the girl a drink, 358 00:17:17,704 --> 00:17:22,083 and you and the other one had some form of gesticular intercourse, I guess. 359 00:17:22,084 --> 00:17:25,587 - So, yeah. Martini's on me. - Thank you. 360 00:17:43,939 --> 00:17:46,984 Gemma Jay promotional jumpers. 361 00:17:48,986 --> 00:17:50,069 Authorized. 362 00:17:50,070 --> 00:17:51,821 - Oh, great. Thank you. - Mm-hmm. 363 00:17:51,822 --> 00:17:53,447 Yeah, she's quickly becoming a fan favorite. 364 00:17:53,448 --> 00:17:55,701 Ooh, also, when should we set up a meeting with Zelda? 365 00:17:57,828 --> 00:17:59,872 About that... [clicks tongue] ...uh... 366 00:18:00,664 --> 00:18:06,460 I'm not entirely sure that she's quite the right fit for us. 367 00:18:06,461 --> 00:18:09,547 What? She has access to, like, a quarter of a billion dollars 368 00:18:09,548 --> 00:18:11,883 and she talks shit. How's she not the right fit? 369 00:18:11,884 --> 00:18:15,595 Oh, well, I appreciate that she's very successful at what she does, 370 00:18:15,596 --> 00:18:19,140 but Zelda Southport isn't even her real name. 371 00:18:19,141 --> 00:18:20,892 - It's Carol Dring. - So? 372 00:18:20,893 --> 00:18:23,269 It's probably her stage name from back in the punk days or something. 373 00:18:23,270 --> 00:18:26,522 Well, speaking of which, do you know that back in the day she was arrested 374 00:18:26,523 --> 00:18:29,192 for threatening a club owner with a pair of butter knives? 375 00:18:29,193 --> 00:18:32,737 No, but both you and I have things from our past 376 00:18:32,738 --> 00:18:35,281 that a lot of people could judge us for without the full context. 377 00:18:35,282 --> 00:18:36,574 - Oh... - I'm confused. 378 00:18:36,575 --> 00:18:38,159 What... What are you trying to say? 379 00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:42,580 I'm just saying, we can't be naive and jump into business with everyone we meet. 380 00:18:42,581 --> 00:18:43,957 I'm not being naive. 381 00:18:44,583 --> 00:18:46,083 Oh, I don't mean you. 382 00:18:46,084 --> 00:18:49,420 - I just mean that we need to be-- - You know what? It's fine. It's okay. 383 00:18:49,421 --> 00:18:52,758 I have to go call Derek and put the order in for those new jumpers ASAP. 384 00:18:53,550 --> 00:18:54,551 Okay. 385 00:18:58,138 --> 00:18:59,932 - [door closes] - [sighs] 386 00:19:02,100 --> 00:19:03,101 Well done. 387 00:19:03,727 --> 00:19:06,312 [Trent] And what happens if cliques aren't broken up? 388 00:19:06,313 --> 00:19:09,565 [Sharon] Well, resentment festers, a fight breaks out, 389 00:19:09,566 --> 00:19:10,859 a team could fall apart. 390 00:19:11,485 --> 00:19:14,237 - I should go in there. - No, you definitely should not. 391 00:19:14,238 --> 00:19:15,613 Well, where's Coach then? 392 00:19:15,614 --> 00:19:17,532 I don't know. I don't have an Alice tracker. 393 00:19:17,533 --> 00:19:19,700 - [players arguing] - I mean, come on, man. 394 00:19:19,701 --> 00:19:21,202 What if there's an intruder in there? 395 00:19:21,203 --> 00:19:23,788 Then 22 professional athletes will take him down. 396 00:19:23,789 --> 00:19:26,583 - [player shouts] Get the fuck off me! - Okay, come on. 397 00:19:27,084 --> 00:19:28,585 [arguing continues] 398 00:19:34,383 --> 00:19:38,679 [Ted] All right. Hey! Hey, hey, hey! Is everybody okay? 399 00:19:40,013 --> 00:19:41,764 I said, is everyone safe? 400 00:19:41,765 --> 00:19:44,684 - Yeah. Of course. - [Ted] Okay. 401 00:19:44,685 --> 00:19:46,686 - [player] God. - [Ted] Are you all decent? 402 00:19:46,687 --> 00:19:49,605 - Do you mean wearing clothes? - Yes, I mean, are you not naked? 403 00:19:49,606 --> 00:19:50,857 Yeah, we're all decent. 404 00:19:50,858 --> 00:19:52,942 Okay, good. Now I'm gonna take this off, all right? 405 00:19:52,943 --> 00:19:54,610 - Yes. - Okay, here it goes. 406 00:19:54,611 --> 00:19:56,279 Okay. All right. Oh, hi. 407 00:19:56,280 --> 00:19:59,407 Uh, what the hell is going on in here, huh? 408 00:19:59,408 --> 00:20:01,576 Y'all sound like a bunch of overzealous girl dads 409 00:20:01,577 --> 00:20:02,994 fighting over friendship bracelets. 410 00:20:02,995 --> 00:20:04,370 - I'll tell you what happened. - Please. 411 00:20:04,371 --> 00:20:05,788 Niamh's disgusting socks 412 00:20:05,789 --> 00:20:07,123 - were in my area. - Her area? 413 00:20:07,124 --> 00:20:11,043 - [all arguing] - Oi! Oi! It's not about the socks. 414 00:20:11,044 --> 00:20:14,881 - Good. What's it about then? - Okay, it's because Gemma is still mad 415 00:20:14,882 --> 00:20:16,674 that Siobhan didn't swap shirt numbers with her, 416 00:20:16,675 --> 00:20:18,843 - like a fucking psycho. - Like a psycho. 417 00:20:18,844 --> 00:20:20,970 - Four's my lucky number. - Here's your four. 418 00:20:20,971 --> 00:20:22,263 - Hmm! - Fucking arsehole. 419 00:20:22,264 --> 00:20:23,973 Oh, my gosh. Are you kidding me? 420 00:20:23,974 --> 00:20:28,352 Hey, Coach, we didn't do anything and they just started attacking us. 421 00:20:28,353 --> 00:20:30,771 - [all arguing] - They're so defensive. 422 00:20:30,772 --> 00:20:31,939 - I understand. Okay. - We just got 423 00:20:31,940 --> 00:20:33,232 caught in the middle of this shit. 424 00:20:33,233 --> 00:20:34,984 Which is exactly why Mady shouldn't have to deal 425 00:20:34,985 --> 00:20:36,945 - with Niamh's disgusting socks. - [all arguing] 426 00:20:38,238 --> 00:20:39,447 - [groans] - [Lizzie] Oh, my God! 427 00:20:39,448 --> 00:20:41,282 We're all having a lot of big feelings right now. 428 00:20:41,283 --> 00:20:43,117 - That's clear. - Piss off, Lizzie. 429 00:20:43,118 --> 00:20:44,785 We're not one of your fucking kids. 430 00:20:44,786 --> 00:20:46,579 - Ooh! - [whistles] 431 00:20:46,580 --> 00:20:48,497 Oh, I know you're not, my darling. 432 00:20:48,498 --> 00:20:50,791 Because if you were one of my kids, 433 00:20:50,792 --> 00:20:54,420 I would spank your arse so fucking hard 434 00:20:54,421 --> 00:20:56,005 that your crack'd turn sideways. 435 00:20:56,006 --> 00:20:57,798 - How's that? - [whooping] 436 00:20:57,799 --> 00:21:01,427 Okay, okay. That's enough. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, that's enough. 437 00:21:01,428 --> 00:21:04,931 Okay? We're gonna change the way we do things around here starting right now, 438 00:21:04,932 --> 00:21:07,183 'cause fun time is over. 439 00:21:07,184 --> 00:21:09,477 All right? Practice tomorrow, canceled. 440 00:21:09,478 --> 00:21:11,062 - What? You can't do that. - That's right. 441 00:21:11,063 --> 00:21:13,022 I can do that. I'm the coach and I just did it. 442 00:21:13,023 --> 00:21:17,527 It's done, okay? Instead, we're all gonna go to a pub and do trivia night. 443 00:21:17,528 --> 00:21:18,986 - Got it? That's right. - [all exclaim] 444 00:21:18,987 --> 00:21:20,738 And guess what? It is mandatory 445 00:21:20,739 --> 00:21:22,657 and y'all don't get to pick whose team you're on. 446 00:21:22,658 --> 00:21:24,742 - [all groaning] - That's my job. 447 00:21:24,743 --> 00:21:25,952 [groaning] 448 00:21:25,953 --> 00:21:27,828 Yes. Hush your butts. I don't wanna hear it. 449 00:21:27,829 --> 00:21:29,539 That is what's happening, okay? 450 00:21:29,540 --> 00:21:33,251 So later tonight each and every one of you will get a Partiful invite, 451 00:21:33,252 --> 00:21:34,335 or maybe even earlier, 452 00:21:34,336 --> 00:21:36,963 if one of y'all show me how to do that kind of thing on my phone, 453 00:21:36,964 --> 00:21:39,841 'cause I don't know how to download apps in this dang country. 454 00:21:39,842 --> 00:21:41,133 Have I made myself clear? 455 00:21:41,134 --> 00:21:43,094 [all] Yes. 456 00:21:43,095 --> 00:21:44,720 - Good. - What do you think you're doing? 457 00:21:44,721 --> 00:21:46,055 Oh, I can explain... 458 00:21:46,056 --> 00:21:48,015 It was his idea. I didn't want anything to do with it... 459 00:21:48,016 --> 00:21:49,433 I leave you for two minutes. 460 00:21:49,434 --> 00:21:51,644 - I was like, "We should wait for Alice"... - I made sure everybody was decent... 461 00:21:51,645 --> 00:21:52,895 - ...like John Wayne... - [hushes] 462 00:21:52,896 --> 00:21:54,730 - In his defense, there were screams... - I don't want to hear it. 463 00:21:54,731 --> 00:21:57,191 - [Boots] Are we having a team meeting? - Ah, no, d-don't turn around. 464 00:21:57,192 --> 00:21:59,068 - [Ted] What? - Don't turn around. 465 00:21:59,069 --> 00:22:01,904 Get out. If you turn around, I'll fucking kill you. 466 00:22:01,905 --> 00:22:03,739 - I will. I mean it. I will-- - Are we in trouble? 467 00:22:03,740 --> 00:22:06,409 Get out. Don't turn around. Even when you get in there, don't turn around. 468 00:22:06,410 --> 00:22:08,453 - Boots! - [players cheering, whooping] 469 00:22:12,416 --> 00:22:14,417 ["Hideaway" playing] 470 00:22:14,418 --> 00:22:15,752 Should we get another round? 471 00:22:16,336 --> 00:22:17,337 No. 472 00:22:18,172 --> 00:22:22,175 The woman I want to be with told me I had to date ten women, 473 00:22:22,176 --> 00:22:24,218 and that is the only reason I'm on a date with you. 474 00:22:24,219 --> 00:22:26,012 You're lovely, 475 00:22:26,013 --> 00:22:29,433 and I've really enjoyed learning about your journey with sleep apnea. 476 00:22:29,933 --> 00:22:32,351 And if the circumstances were any different, 477 00:22:32,352 --> 00:22:35,438 I'd want to get another round and take you home, 478 00:22:35,439 --> 00:22:36,857 CPAP machine and all. 479 00:22:37,858 --> 00:22:39,984 I do know this makes me a dickhead. 480 00:22:39,985 --> 00:22:41,361 And I am sorry. 481 00:22:43,113 --> 00:22:47,200 I'll take a burger, medium-rare, and a nice bottle of wine. 482 00:22:47,201 --> 00:22:49,369 Absolutely, I'll order at the bar. 483 00:22:54,166 --> 00:22:55,334 [sighs] 484 00:22:56,502 --> 00:22:58,921 Well, five dates in two days. 485 00:23:00,005 --> 00:23:02,423 Speed isn't considered a virtue in dating. 486 00:23:02,424 --> 00:23:05,051 Yeah, all right. Calm down. It's only been four. 487 00:23:05,052 --> 00:23:06,553 I'm counting this. 488 00:23:08,472 --> 00:23:09,555 Oh. 489 00:23:09,556 --> 00:23:10,848 [music fades] 490 00:23:10,849 --> 00:23:12,100 [rock music playing] 491 00:23:15,395 --> 00:23:17,856 - Good luck tonight. - Don't need it. [sighs] 492 00:23:20,192 --> 00:23:23,194 Okay. Terri, Evellyn, Paris, Margy. 493 00:23:23,195 --> 00:23:25,905 I realize you're not the brightest bunch, but I believe in you guys. 494 00:23:25,906 --> 00:23:27,783 - Gemma, shut the fuck up. - [Terri, Evellyn] Wow. 495 00:23:28,951 --> 00:23:30,953 - Got your quiz sheets? Great. - [patron] Yeah, I've got 'em. 496 00:23:35,874 --> 00:23:39,795 Shocker, the attackers only thinking about themselves. 497 00:23:40,921 --> 00:23:42,547 Guess we'll get our own beers. 498 00:23:42,548 --> 00:23:44,215 - [Shannon] Mmm. - All right. 499 00:23:44,216 --> 00:23:47,219 - You want one, keeper? - No, thanks, I don't drink. 500 00:23:50,264 --> 00:23:53,182 I once passed out on a train, woke up in Chelmsford, 501 00:23:53,183 --> 00:23:55,101 ended up working at a castle for three months. 502 00:23:55,102 --> 00:23:58,688 - Is that why you don't drink? - What? I'm just telling a story. 503 00:23:58,689 --> 00:24:00,773 - [chuckles] - What? 504 00:24:00,774 --> 00:24:02,358 Right, team name. 505 00:24:02,359 --> 00:24:04,277 - Oh, I defer. - Whatever you got. 506 00:24:04,278 --> 00:24:07,113 So, Coach, you gonna hold back with the full force of your talent tonight? 507 00:24:07,114 --> 00:24:08,782 Let other folks have a shot? [chuckles] 508 00:24:11,326 --> 00:24:12,910 Sorry. Silly question. 509 00:24:12,911 --> 00:24:14,371 - Cheers, cheers. - Hmm, cheers. 510 00:24:14,997 --> 00:24:16,330 - Cheers. - Cheers. 511 00:24:16,331 --> 00:24:17,665 - Go on, say something different-- - Okay, 512 00:24:17,666 --> 00:24:18,958 vote for your favorite team name. 513 00:24:18,959 --> 00:24:21,127 - We have got "Ice Cream Pants." - Yep. 514 00:24:21,128 --> 00:24:23,504 - "Truss Issues." - "Truss Issues." Yeah. 515 00:24:23,505 --> 00:24:25,381 We've got "Kate Middleton's Body Double." 516 00:24:25,382 --> 00:24:26,966 - [Mady] Mmm. - Hmm. 517 00:24:26,967 --> 00:24:28,301 Youse are all fucking cowards. 518 00:24:28,302 --> 00:24:30,888 - Did you know that? - Finally, we've got "Wagapapa." 519 00:24:32,806 --> 00:24:36,017 - No, not going to vote for your own? No? - Sounded stupid when you said it. 520 00:24:36,018 --> 00:24:38,394 Great. Well, I'll just fucking come up with it then. 521 00:24:38,395 --> 00:24:39,646 [rings bell] 522 00:24:40,606 --> 00:24:42,690 [Mae] Okay! 523 00:24:42,691 --> 00:24:48,321 Welcome to the relaunch of the Crown and Anchor pub quiz. 524 00:24:48,322 --> 00:24:50,282 [all cheering] 525 00:24:53,994 --> 00:24:57,496 We'll go for five rounds, ten questions a round. 526 00:24:57,497 --> 00:25:00,209 The category for the first round is... 527 00:25:01,460 --> 00:25:02,793 general knowledge. 528 00:25:02,794 --> 00:25:05,923 - That's not a category. - You're not a category. 529 00:25:06,590 --> 00:25:11,595 Question one: What is the world's smallest country? 530 00:25:12,471 --> 00:25:13,554 - That's the... - [shushing] 531 00:25:13,555 --> 00:25:14,639 [softly] That's the one... 532 00:25:14,640 --> 00:25:16,183 [whispering] 533 00:25:18,852 --> 00:25:20,895 - Okay, uh, let's think about-- - Vatican City. 534 00:25:20,896 --> 00:25:22,396 - We don't have to. - Oh, yeah. 535 00:25:22,397 --> 00:25:28,027 Question two: Lewis Carroll wrote this poem in a nonsense language, 536 00:25:28,028 --> 00:25:31,948 about the... [gruffly] ...killing of a monster. 537 00:25:31,949 --> 00:25:33,533 - Uh, so-- - Jabberwocky. 538 00:25:33,534 --> 00:25:35,117 - Don't bother. - How do I spell that? 539 00:25:35,118 --> 00:25:38,496 J-A-B... Shall I do it? 540 00:25:38,497 --> 00:25:39,872 - What the fuck? - [Coach Beard] It's faster. 541 00:25:39,873 --> 00:25:42,291 Sometimes you got to ride the horse in the direction it's facing. 542 00:25:42,292 --> 00:25:45,086 In this instance, the horse is a genius at a very specific thing, 543 00:25:45,087 --> 00:25:47,088 and we are riding its coattails, you know? 544 00:25:47,089 --> 00:25:49,090 Speaking of which, did y'all get the Beach Boys over here? 545 00:25:49,091 --> 00:25:50,425 What? 546 00:25:53,178 --> 00:25:54,471 [knocking at door] 547 00:25:55,305 --> 00:25:56,306 Come in. 548 00:25:58,684 --> 00:25:59,685 Hi. 549 00:26:00,519 --> 00:26:01,894 Hi. 550 00:26:01,895 --> 00:26:03,188 Can we talk? 551 00:26:04,481 --> 00:26:07,025 - Always. - Not here. 552 00:26:08,902 --> 00:26:10,904 ["No Hard Feelings" playing] 553 00:26:31,133 --> 00:26:36,054 And after three rounds, we have a three-way tie for second place. 554 00:26:37,514 --> 00:26:40,308 - If I Were A Richmond. - [chuckles] Cheers. 555 00:26:40,309 --> 00:26:42,561 - There Will Be Brians. - Come on! 556 00:26:44,354 --> 00:26:47,231 And We Can't Think Of A Name. 557 00:26:47,232 --> 00:26:48,649 - Come on, tell 'em. - Best friendship. Boom. 558 00:26:48,650 --> 00:26:51,360 [Mae] Each with 22 points. 559 00:26:51,361 --> 00:26:52,445 Oh. 560 00:26:52,446 --> 00:26:54,739 [Mae] But in a commanding lead, 561 00:26:54,740 --> 00:26:56,742 and a perfect score of 30, 562 00:26:57,701 --> 00:26:59,577 - Flying Coach. - [Ted whoops] 563 00:26:59,578 --> 00:27:01,746 - No way. - Of course it is. 564 00:27:01,747 --> 00:27:03,790 - Oh. Big surprise. - Classic. 565 00:27:04,917 --> 00:27:09,046 Now's the time to fill what's empty and empty what's full. 566 00:27:09,838 --> 00:27:11,297 See you in five. 567 00:27:11,298 --> 00:27:13,508 I'm gonna head to the loo. 568 00:27:13,509 --> 00:27:15,635 - Oh. - You know what I'm talking about. 569 00:27:15,636 --> 00:27:18,554 Y'all let me know if I can get you anything while I'm in there. 570 00:27:18,555 --> 00:27:20,682 - [chuckles] - Ah. Gross. 571 00:27:22,643 --> 00:27:23,726 Excuse me. 572 00:27:23,727 --> 00:27:26,312 ♪ All I do is win, win, win No matter what ♪ 573 00:27:26,313 --> 00:27:29,232 ♪ Got money on my mind I can never get enough ♪ 574 00:27:29,233 --> 00:27:31,442 ♪ And every time I step up in the building ♪ 575 00:27:31,443 --> 00:27:33,695 ♪ Everybody ha... ♪ 576 00:27:42,663 --> 00:27:44,872 [all cheering] 577 00:27:44,873 --> 00:27:46,874 - Soda for you. - Thank you. 578 00:27:46,875 --> 00:27:48,751 - It's all right. - Slainte. 579 00:27:48,752 --> 00:27:50,671 - Bless you. - Cheers. 580 00:27:51,380 --> 00:27:54,549 But it's not just the jumper pattern 'cause look, if you look here, 581 00:27:54,550 --> 00:27:57,927 - her right hand is literally blurry. - [Gabrielle speaks French] 582 00:27:57,928 --> 00:28:00,221 What if it's not a body double, but a clone? 583 00:28:00,222 --> 00:28:02,473 [chuckles] Or-Or a secret twin! 584 00:28:02,474 --> 00:28:04,600 Oh, that's like The Parent Trap, innit? It's like-- 585 00:28:04,601 --> 00:28:06,936 - I fucking love that movie! - Oh! 586 00:28:06,937 --> 00:28:11,190 Cheers to Paris's surprising knowledge on Russian literature. 587 00:28:11,191 --> 00:28:13,818 - [speaks Russian] - [all cheer] 588 00:28:13,819 --> 00:28:14,862 Let's go. 589 00:28:15,529 --> 00:28:17,989 [customer] Oi, oi, oi. 590 00:28:17,990 --> 00:28:20,449 We know who you are. You're a bunch of footballers. 591 00:28:20,450 --> 00:28:24,078 - Well, girl footballers. - [laughing] 592 00:28:24,079 --> 00:28:27,248 - What's the difference? - Your speed, your stamina... 593 00:28:27,249 --> 00:28:28,833 - Quality of play. Uh-- - Your tits. 594 00:28:28,834 --> 00:28:30,334 [laughing] 595 00:28:30,335 --> 00:28:32,295 That's all right. I don't think me and my tits 596 00:28:32,296 --> 00:28:35,966 would enjoy your speed, stamina or quality either. 597 00:28:36,550 --> 00:28:38,426 - [players laugh, whoop] - [Lizzie] Have that, you bellend. 598 00:28:38,427 --> 00:28:39,552 Shut your mouth. 599 00:28:39,553 --> 00:28:42,306 - I'll come and smack your bottom. - Who are ya? Who are ya? Who are ya? 600 00:28:43,182 --> 00:28:45,516 So I watched that Ferris Bueller film last night. 601 00:28:45,517 --> 00:28:46,684 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah, 602 00:28:46,685 --> 00:28:48,561 and when it finished, I immediately rewatched it. 603 00:28:48,562 --> 00:28:50,062 And I watched it again this morning. 604 00:28:50,063 --> 00:28:51,814 Wow, what'd you think? 605 00:28:51,815 --> 00:28:54,192 - I fucking hated it. - Hmm. 606 00:28:54,193 --> 00:28:56,069 I felt really sad for his sister. 607 00:28:57,237 --> 00:28:59,071 Yeah, no, I get that. Hey, Coach... 608 00:28:59,072 --> 00:29:01,533 [melancholy rock music plays] 609 00:29:02,534 --> 00:29:05,162 [Ted, distorted] Coach? Everything okay? 610 00:29:06,163 --> 00:29:08,957 - [snaps fingers] - Blink if you can understand me. 611 00:29:10,584 --> 00:29:11,709 [bell rings] 612 00:29:11,710 --> 00:29:14,212 - [Mae] Back at it with round four. - Uh-oh. 613 00:29:14,213 --> 00:29:16,297 ["Wild in the Streets" plays] 614 00:29:16,298 --> 00:29:17,799 [both moaning] 615 00:29:20,219 --> 00:29:22,596 [gasps] Yeah. 616 00:29:25,766 --> 00:29:27,225 - Oh! Fuck! - [music stops] 617 00:29:27,226 --> 00:29:28,684 Wait, did you just... 618 00:29:28,685 --> 00:29:31,771 - No, it's my fucking knee. Fuck. - [body thuds] 619 00:29:31,772 --> 00:29:35,024 - Fuck. Fuck. - [panting] Oh. Oh. 620 00:29:35,025 --> 00:29:36,943 - Fuck, fuck, fuck. - Um, d-do you... do you need help? 621 00:29:36,944 --> 00:29:39,862 - No, I'm good. - Okay. 622 00:29:39,863 --> 00:29:40,947 Fuck. 623 00:29:40,948 --> 00:29:42,949 - I'm-I'm gonna get back to work then. - Yeah. 624 00:29:42,950 --> 00:29:44,033 - Yeah. - Cheers. 625 00:29:44,034 --> 00:29:45,827 - Fuck. - ["Wild in the Streets" resumes] 626 00:29:47,871 --> 00:29:48,872 [music ends] 627 00:29:49,665 --> 00:29:52,458 I never really cared about football until I met Roy. 628 00:29:52,459 --> 00:29:53,793 Mmm. 629 00:29:53,794 --> 00:29:56,046 But you wanna know what made me love it? 630 00:29:57,714 --> 00:29:58,799 You. 631 00:30:00,175 --> 00:30:04,847 Getting to sit and go through all the wild ups and downs of this sport together. 632 00:30:05,973 --> 00:30:07,307 [Rebecca chuckles] 633 00:30:08,934 --> 00:30:10,936 I know I don't always do things the right way. 634 00:30:11,687 --> 00:30:16,482 Asking for stadiums and team trains and cryotherapy chambers. 635 00:30:16,483 --> 00:30:18,067 You haven't asked for a cryotherapy chamber. 636 00:30:18,068 --> 00:30:20,863 - Oh, I will. - [both chuckle] 637 00:30:23,115 --> 00:30:26,325 Please know it's because I am so excited 638 00:30:26,326 --> 00:30:29,453 to be building something with my best friend from the ground up. 639 00:30:29,454 --> 00:30:32,832 [sighs] I'm sorry that you must always feel I'm telling you no. 640 00:30:32,833 --> 00:30:34,584 - [sighs] - That is okay too, 641 00:30:34,585 --> 00:30:36,419 - because every time you tell me no... - Hmm. 642 00:30:36,420 --> 00:30:39,047 ...it forces me to think of a different way of getting things done, 643 00:30:39,631 --> 00:30:42,634 and it's always better. Always. 644 00:30:44,386 --> 00:30:46,637 If we keep encouraging each other like this, 645 00:30:46,638 --> 00:30:48,431 in a couple of years, we're not gonna be sitting here. 646 00:30:48,432 --> 00:30:50,016 We're gonna be at Nelson Road. 647 00:30:50,017 --> 00:30:51,684 A couple of years? 648 00:30:51,685 --> 00:30:53,103 I'd give it a year. 649 00:30:53,896 --> 00:30:55,314 [Rebecca chuckles] 650 00:30:56,106 --> 00:30:57,607 [both gasping] 651 00:30:57,608 --> 00:31:00,067 Jesus Christ! 652 00:31:00,068 --> 00:31:01,819 Oh, that's really cool, isn't it? 653 00:31:01,820 --> 00:31:04,947 We're gonna do that on Saturday right after the girls come out of the tunnel. 654 00:31:04,948 --> 00:31:05,991 Oh! 655 00:31:07,075 --> 00:31:08,951 - I love it. - Yeah. 656 00:31:08,952 --> 00:31:11,579 I think the smoke could have a cooler tone though, don't you? 657 00:31:11,580 --> 00:31:12,663 Kenneth? 658 00:31:12,664 --> 00:31:15,416 Can we do it again but add some more blue, please? 659 00:31:15,417 --> 00:31:16,834 You got it, Keeley. 660 00:31:16,835 --> 00:31:21,964 Oh, just a heads-up, this next one's got a bit of a boom to it. 661 00:31:21,965 --> 00:31:25,302 Got it off a mate of mine who does pyro for Maiden. 662 00:31:25,886 --> 00:31:27,261 Oh, yeah! 663 00:31:27,262 --> 00:31:28,931 [bell chiming] 664 00:31:29,681 --> 00:31:32,600 [Mae] And after five rounds of play 665 00:31:32,601 --> 00:31:37,063 and a stunning fall from grace by Flying Coach, 666 00:31:37,064 --> 00:31:39,525 we have a tie. 667 00:31:40,692 --> 00:31:42,528 Your final two teams are: 668 00:31:43,862 --> 00:31:45,112 We Can't Think of a Name. 669 00:31:45,113 --> 00:31:48,242 - [cheering] Fuck yes! - Come on! Yeah! That's how you do it! 670 00:31:48,742 --> 00:31:50,660 And There Will Be Brians. 671 00:31:50,661 --> 00:31:52,203 [all] Yes! 672 00:31:52,204 --> 00:31:54,747 ♪ You're not just bad at football! ♪ 673 00:31:54,748 --> 00:31:56,207 - I said-- - Mae. 674 00:31:56,208 --> 00:31:58,543 La-la-la-la! La-la-la-la! 675 00:31:58,544 --> 00:32:00,086 - Shut the fuck up. - Argh, you dickheads. 676 00:32:00,087 --> 00:32:03,382 Sudden death round. 677 00:32:04,800 --> 00:32:08,261 The category is children's books. 678 00:32:08,262 --> 00:32:09,762 Fuck yes! 679 00:32:09,763 --> 00:32:12,807 Good luck knowing anything about kids' books, you dickless dweebs. 680 00:32:12,808 --> 00:32:15,977 Well, I'm Irish-Catholic with 40 nieces and nephews all below the age of seven. 681 00:32:15,978 --> 00:32:17,728 And I'm an assistant librarian. 682 00:32:17,729 --> 00:32:20,398 And I'm learning to read again after a serious head pineapple. 683 00:32:20,399 --> 00:32:21,483 He means head injury. 684 00:32:22,609 --> 00:32:25,529 And I think we're gonna be just fine. 685 00:32:26,113 --> 00:32:28,990 In the book Goodnight Moon, 686 00:32:28,991 --> 00:32:32,410 name five things the little rabbit says "goodnight" to. 687 00:32:32,411 --> 00:32:34,495 Nope. I don't like books where animals can speak. 688 00:32:34,496 --> 00:32:37,206 Right, right, right. Listen, listen. Kittens. 689 00:32:37,207 --> 00:32:39,167 - Okay. - Yeah. Mouse. 690 00:32:39,168 --> 00:32:41,669 - No fucking way. - Fucking cow jumps over the moon. 691 00:32:41,670 --> 00:32:43,045 Okay, okay, two more, two more. 692 00:32:43,046 --> 00:32:44,213 Okay, yeah. 693 00:32:44,214 --> 00:32:45,590 - Bears. - Okay, okay. 694 00:32:45,591 --> 00:32:47,550 - Cool. - Last one is... 695 00:32:47,551 --> 00:32:49,635 You've got this. Yes. 696 00:32:49,636 --> 00:32:51,470 [all muttering] 697 00:32:51,471 --> 00:32:53,222 - There's one more. - Nah, you've got it. 698 00:32:53,223 --> 00:32:56,142 - It's in there. I feel it. I feel it. - Come on. Come on. 699 00:32:56,143 --> 00:32:59,687 - Come on, come on. - You can, you can. I can feel it in you. 700 00:32:59,688 --> 00:33:02,524 Come on, Lizzie, think. We've got to beat these pricks. 701 00:33:03,317 --> 00:33:05,694 Don't just do it for us. Do it for your kids. 702 00:33:06,778 --> 00:33:08,863 For Richmond. For women. 703 00:33:08,864 --> 00:33:10,324 Can you just shut the fuck up? Hush. 704 00:33:11,283 --> 00:33:12,451 - Hush. - [gasps] 705 00:33:13,285 --> 00:33:14,869 [whispering] Old lady whispering hush. 706 00:33:14,870 --> 00:33:17,456 - Fucking yes! - [chattering] 707 00:33:19,291 --> 00:33:20,417 Yes! 708 00:33:21,960 --> 00:33:23,795 - No fucking way. - [muttering] 709 00:33:36,433 --> 00:33:39,894 Erin, this is my brother, Roy. 710 00:33:39,895 --> 00:33:42,146 Roy, this is my friend Dr. Beaumont. 711 00:33:42,147 --> 00:33:44,691 She's doing this as a favor, so be nice. 712 00:33:45,484 --> 00:33:47,944 Oh, and don't worry, I've already told her how you re-injured yourself, 713 00:33:47,945 --> 00:33:49,737 so you don't have to watch her stifle her laughter. 714 00:33:49,738 --> 00:33:51,322 I can't make any promises though. 715 00:33:51,323 --> 00:33:53,659 Okay, I'll be outside. Love you. Bye. 716 00:33:54,868 --> 00:33:57,662 Look, I-I don't know what she told you, but she's a liar 717 00:33:57,663 --> 00:33:59,497 and she makes things up. Cheers. 718 00:33:59,498 --> 00:34:01,999 Right. Pop that on, and then just step behind the curtain. 719 00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:04,920 - Take off all your clothes and any metal. - [groans] Fuck. 720 00:34:08,382 --> 00:34:09,466 Thank you. 721 00:34:12,928 --> 00:34:14,929 So, how long have you been having problems with this knee then? 722 00:34:15,556 --> 00:34:16,680 [groans] 723 00:34:16,681 --> 00:34:20,267 I don't know. About five years, off and on. 724 00:34:20,268 --> 00:34:22,020 - [groans] - How off, how on? 725 00:34:22,980 --> 00:34:25,022 On. Always. 726 00:34:25,023 --> 00:34:28,568 - Right. How are you managing the pain? - [groans] Ibuprofen. 727 00:34:28,569 --> 00:34:30,486 And how many ibuprofen are you taking a day? 728 00:34:30,487 --> 00:34:34,490 Sometimes two. Sometimes two handfuls. 729 00:34:34,491 --> 00:34:36,617 Well, why the hell haven't you had this looked at before? 730 00:34:36,618 --> 00:34:39,996 'Cause I'm fucking fine. How many fucking questions do you have? 731 00:34:41,164 --> 00:34:42,290 Just one. 732 00:34:42,291 --> 00:34:43,500 What the fuck is wrong with you? 733 00:34:44,668 --> 00:34:46,460 Did you seriously wear those socks on a date? 734 00:34:50,507 --> 00:34:52,926 - That's two questions. - That's fair. 735 00:34:54,136 --> 00:34:56,263 Come on, let's get you in the noisy tube. 736 00:34:56,804 --> 00:34:58,140 [bell rings] 737 00:34:59,141 --> 00:35:03,269 Ladies and gentlemen, we have our results. 738 00:35:03,270 --> 00:35:06,480 And with five correct answers, 739 00:35:06,481 --> 00:35:08,317 the winners are... 740 00:35:09,151 --> 00:35:11,612 - We Can't Think of a Name! - [all cheering] 741 00:35:12,738 --> 00:35:14,238 Yay! 742 00:35:14,239 --> 00:35:16,783 Yes! Fucking dickheads! 743 00:35:18,994 --> 00:35:20,119 Yes. 744 00:35:20,120 --> 00:35:23,748 ♪ You're not just shit at trivia! You're not just shit at trivia! ♪ 745 00:35:23,749 --> 00:35:26,083 - You fucking cheated. - I what? 746 00:35:26,084 --> 00:35:29,546 I saw you. You told her the fucking answers. 747 00:35:30,547 --> 00:35:33,050 Have a day off, you fucking twat. 748 00:35:34,343 --> 00:35:35,802 [laughs] 749 00:35:36,845 --> 00:35:39,096 Oi! You all right? 750 00:35:39,097 --> 00:35:43,768 - Oi, dickhead, what'd you do that for? - You're just a rat bastard! 751 00:35:43,769 --> 00:35:45,895 Shannon, can I, um, have your beer? 752 00:35:45,896 --> 00:35:47,939 Yeah, but I thought you don't drink. 753 00:35:47,940 --> 00:35:49,024 I don't. 754 00:35:52,486 --> 00:35:54,655 [all yelling] 755 00:35:56,740 --> 00:35:58,200 [all] Oh! 756 00:35:59,743 --> 00:36:01,911 [shrieks] 757 00:36:01,912 --> 00:36:04,623 - [all shouting] - ["It's Gonna Be A Long Night" playing] 758 00:36:09,711 --> 00:36:11,254 Oh, hell. 759 00:36:11,255 --> 00:36:12,256 [music ends] 760 00:36:15,926 --> 00:36:17,927 - Oh, no! - What? 761 00:36:17,928 --> 00:36:20,555 - The women's team have been arrested. - They've what? 762 00:36:20,556 --> 00:36:22,431 Yep. They're being held at Richmond station. 763 00:36:22,432 --> 00:36:24,851 - We need to get down there right now. - Wait, I've got to tell Ted. 764 00:36:24,852 --> 00:36:27,436 - No, no, no, he's been arrested too. - What the fuck? 765 00:36:27,437 --> 00:36:29,981 Oh, my God, we've got to get down there. He's not gonna last the night. 766 00:36:29,982 --> 00:36:31,607 - I know. - Oh, my God! 767 00:36:31,608 --> 00:36:34,194 [screams] Jesus fucking Christ! 768 00:36:34,903 --> 00:36:37,780 - Too much? - Yeah, maybe just a hair. 769 00:36:37,781 --> 00:36:39,490 ["Oh Yeah" playing] 770 00:36:39,491 --> 00:36:41,994 [all whooping] 771 00:36:58,719 --> 00:36:59,927 [music ends] 772 00:36:59,928 --> 00:37:00,971 How about that? 773 00:37:01,597 --> 00:37:03,849 Ted Lasso, you're my hero. [scoffs] 774 00:37:04,474 --> 00:37:06,810 - There he is. What happened to you, man? - [sighs] 775 00:37:09,396 --> 00:37:10,522 This. 776 00:37:20,365 --> 00:37:22,701 Wow. Okay. 777 00:37:24,828 --> 00:37:27,663 But hey, in, uh, better news, 778 00:37:27,664 --> 00:37:31,084 our, uh, separate little cliques have become, uh... 779 00:37:31,835 --> 00:37:35,338 What do you call it? A giant cluster clique, I guess? 780 00:37:35,339 --> 00:37:36,924 It's called a team, Coach. 781 00:37:38,300 --> 00:37:39,467 Right, a team. 782 00:37:39,468 --> 00:37:42,845 [officer] Okay, ladies, settle down, settle down. 783 00:37:42,846 --> 00:37:43,847 Right. 784 00:37:44,973 --> 00:37:48,644 Beard. Lasso. You two are out. 785 00:37:49,561 --> 00:37:50,937 Hmm. 786 00:37:50,938 --> 00:37:52,231 Okay, um... 787 00:37:53,565 --> 00:37:55,775 Hey, really nice meeting you fellas. And, uh, 788 00:37:55,776 --> 00:37:57,777 you should come check out a match sometime. 789 00:37:57,778 --> 00:37:59,695 Watch our gals beat someone else's ass. 790 00:37:59,696 --> 00:38:00,739 Ooh. 791 00:38:03,367 --> 00:38:05,786 - [Coach Beard] We bad. - That's right. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. 792 00:38:07,579 --> 00:38:09,998 When do you think we can start having sex with each other in here? 793 00:38:13,293 --> 00:38:15,419 We will have your results in the next couple of days. 794 00:38:15,420 --> 00:38:17,588 This is such a fucking waste of time. 795 00:38:17,589 --> 00:38:18,965 I just need to ice it. 796 00:38:18,966 --> 00:38:21,759 Ice. Brilliant. Let me get the Nobel committee on the phone. 797 00:38:21,760 --> 00:38:26,055 Until then, I recommend that any random hookups happen 798 00:38:26,056 --> 00:38:28,350 in the horizontal position until the swelling goes down. 799 00:38:29,268 --> 00:38:31,562 In your knee or your ego. 800 00:38:33,021 --> 00:38:35,690 - I mean, he's fun, isn't he? - Yeah, he's a blast. 801 00:38:35,691 --> 00:38:37,818 - Uh, thank you, pal. - You owe me. 802 00:38:39,486 --> 00:38:40,945 Well done, Roy. 803 00:38:40,946 --> 00:38:43,115 Who the fuck does she think she is? 804 00:38:44,157 --> 00:38:46,451 What the fuck is her fucking problem? 805 00:38:47,411 --> 00:38:49,538 How the fuck do I get her phone number? 806 00:38:51,915 --> 00:38:54,417 [Trent] And when the cliques are finally dissolved? 807 00:38:54,418 --> 00:38:58,254 [Sharon] When a team gets along, when they truly care about one another, 808 00:38:58,255 --> 00:39:00,047 nothing is out of reach. 809 00:39:00,048 --> 00:39:02,551 That chemistry can take them wherever they want to go. 810 00:39:03,594 --> 00:39:05,720 And if they attempt to bring charges, 811 00:39:05,721 --> 00:39:08,181 I will remind you of Beckford v. R, AC 130, 812 00:39:08,182 --> 00:39:09,265 - okay? - [sighs] 813 00:39:09,266 --> 00:39:10,558 "A man who is about to be attacked 814 00:39:10,559 --> 00:39:13,186 does not have to wait for his assailant to strike. 815 00:39:13,187 --> 00:39:15,563 - Certain circumstances--" - My babe, don't worry, 816 00:39:15,564 --> 00:39:19,609 nobody's pressing charges. No one's gonna show up on any record. 817 00:39:19,610 --> 00:39:20,652 I've handled it. 818 00:39:22,196 --> 00:39:23,946 Wait, who are you? 819 00:39:23,947 --> 00:39:25,031 Me? 820 00:39:25,032 --> 00:39:26,240 [exhales sharply] 821 00:39:26,241 --> 00:39:28,076 I go by many names. 822 00:39:29,077 --> 00:39:31,871 I just don't remember 'em doing that much paperwork on Miami Vice. 823 00:39:31,872 --> 00:39:33,998 - [Rebecca] Ted. - Hey, boss. 824 00:39:33,999 --> 00:39:35,583 What's going on? How are you all out? 825 00:39:35,584 --> 00:39:37,460 Great questions. You know, I got one for you. 826 00:39:37,461 --> 00:39:40,004 - Who is Zelda Southport? - Why? 827 00:39:40,005 --> 00:39:41,589 - Well, I just, um-- - There you are. 828 00:39:41,590 --> 00:39:43,549 - [Keeley] Hi. - Is this your doing? 829 00:39:43,550 --> 00:39:44,634 The team out on bail? 830 00:39:44,635 --> 00:39:46,844 Don't worry, it didn't cost a cent. 831 00:39:46,845 --> 00:39:48,930 The Chief Constable, he's an old friend. 832 00:39:48,931 --> 00:39:51,766 He used to buy heroin from my drummer, 833 00:39:51,767 --> 00:39:53,684 - and he owes me a favor... - [Ted] Mm-hmm. 834 00:39:53,685 --> 00:39:56,437 ...because I know that he buys his coke from him now. 835 00:39:56,438 --> 00:39:58,147 [chuckles] Oh, my God, you're a legend. 836 00:39:58,148 --> 00:39:59,774 - Thank you so much, Zelda. - [laughs] 837 00:39:59,775 --> 00:40:01,692 - Yes, thank you. - May I trouble you for his number? 838 00:40:01,693 --> 00:40:03,653 Hey, Higgins. What's going on? 839 00:40:03,654 --> 00:40:06,280 Leslie, you didn't need to get out of bed. We've got everything covered. 840 00:40:06,281 --> 00:40:09,200 I was up anyway, watching the FA Cup draw. 841 00:40:09,201 --> 00:40:11,077 - Who did we draw? - Chelsea. 842 00:40:11,078 --> 00:40:13,622 - [gasps] Home or away? - Home. 843 00:40:14,456 --> 00:40:16,708 Great. All right. And Chelsea are... 844 00:40:17,292 --> 00:40:18,417 [both] Really fucking good. 845 00:40:18,418 --> 00:40:20,086 They're the best team in the country, Coach. 846 00:40:20,087 --> 00:40:21,963 Okay, well, then, this should be fun. All right. 847 00:40:21,964 --> 00:40:24,423 Uh, hey, y'all. Guess what? 848 00:40:24,424 --> 00:40:27,261 We're playing Chelsea in the next round of the FA Cup at home. [chuckles] 849 00:40:30,514 --> 00:40:31,764 Fuck yeah! 850 00:40:31,765 --> 00:40:32,850 [all screaming] 851 00:40:34,184 --> 00:40:35,393 Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi! 852 00:40:35,394 --> 00:40:38,729 Let's get a photo with the future Cup winners! 853 00:40:38,730 --> 00:40:40,147 [all cheering] 854 00:40:40,148 --> 00:40:42,608 Here! I'll take the picture here! 855 00:40:42,609 --> 00:40:43,902 I'll take it for them. 856 00:40:51,201 --> 00:40:55,873 Oh, you're a good-looking lot. Ready? Football! 857 00:40:58,166 --> 00:41:00,710 - Ooh, a photo like that... - Oh, that's great. 858 00:41:00,711 --> 00:41:02,670 ...could make a lot of waves, 859 00:41:02,671 --> 00:41:04,173 - don't you think? Mmm. - [Keeley] Mmm. 860 00:41:05,257 --> 00:41:09,635 Uh, I'm gonna get out of here, guys, 'cause I really hate the filth. 861 00:41:09,636 --> 00:41:12,513 - [chuckles] Thank you. - Thank you so much. 862 00:41:12,514 --> 00:41:14,932 Hey, listen up. Lady Greyhounds. 863 00:41:14,933 --> 00:41:18,978 I know it's late. I know you're weary. I know your plans don't include me, 864 00:41:18,979 --> 00:41:20,855 but we are all gonna head back to Mae's 865 00:41:20,856 --> 00:41:22,773 and help her clean up tonight, okay? All right? 866 00:41:22,774 --> 00:41:25,401 - No, I don't really want to do that. - We're happy to drive you all back. 867 00:41:25,402 --> 00:41:28,362 I appreciate that, man, but these gals are all gonna run there, 868 00:41:28,363 --> 00:41:29,864 - all right, 'cause there's gotta be... - Run? 869 00:41:29,865 --> 00:41:31,824 ...some repercussions to tonight's shenanigans. 870 00:41:31,825 --> 00:41:33,993 Tell you what, the coaches will take a ride though, all right? 871 00:41:33,994 --> 00:41:35,703 Okay, come on now, off we go. Let's go. 872 00:41:35,704 --> 00:41:37,873 Right, come on then, let's fucking do it. 873 00:41:38,790 --> 00:41:41,125 Come on. Do it. Come on, it's what he said. Ready? 874 00:41:41,126 --> 00:41:44,337 ♪ We're Richmond till we die We're Richmond till we die ♪ 875 00:41:44,338 --> 00:41:47,423 ♪ We know we are, we're sure we are We're Richmond till we die ♪ 876 00:41:47,424 --> 00:41:49,091 - Hey, hey! - ♪ We're Richmond till we die ♪ 877 00:41:49,092 --> 00:41:51,636 ♪ We're Richmond till we die We know we are... ♪ 878 00:41:51,637 --> 00:41:53,764 - Yes, sir. Yeah, you show us the way. - Thank you. 879 00:41:56,350 --> 00:42:01,020 Zelda's right. We need to convert tonight into something real, something big. 880 00:42:01,021 --> 00:42:03,064 - Hmm. - Like a feature in The Guardian? 881 00:42:03,065 --> 00:42:07,360 No. We're gonna sell out Nelson Road. 882 00:42:07,361 --> 00:42:09,320 [Rebecca] Oh, Keeley. But... 883 00:42:09,321 --> 00:42:11,989 Yes. Absolutely. Yes, we are. 884 00:42:11,990 --> 00:42:13,033 [Keeley] Yes! [chuckles] 885 00:42:13,617 --> 00:42:15,077 Thanks, guys. Take care. 886 00:42:15,869 --> 00:42:16,954 [clears throat] 887 00:42:18,664 --> 00:42:20,706 - Ah. You have time for a drink? - Yes. 888 00:42:20,707 --> 00:42:22,041 [phone beeps] 889 00:42:22,042 --> 00:42:25,128 Wow. Ted and the Richmond women's team have been arrested. 890 00:42:25,629 --> 00:42:27,964 - How on earth could that have happened? - It doesn't matter if you know 891 00:42:27,965 --> 00:42:31,050 why Ted does what he does. What matters is that he knows. 892 00:42:31,051 --> 00:42:34,428 Okay, that's a direct quote from my book. I knew it. I knew you'd read it. 893 00:42:34,429 --> 00:42:37,516 I haven't read your book. I listened to it. 894 00:42:39,142 --> 00:42:41,186 Are we getting a drink? I haven't got all night. 895 00:42:42,145 --> 00:42:43,188 After you. 896 00:42:45,816 --> 00:42:47,818 ["U.N.I.T.Y." Playing]